Eating a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs

Why?  Because they were on sale at Walgreens.  Though the true reason is my wife has no concept of the word "punctuality".  We have had an appointment for 3:45 for weeks now to get our taxes lowered on our house.  She has no job.  She does not go to school.  The only thing I asked of her was to be ready to leave with enough time to get there by 3:30.  The office is approximately 45 minutes away.  So I get home from clinicals (I am a nursing student) and guess what?  She is visiting her parents.  Fine.  Are you going to be home on time?  "oh yah"... no problem.
She strolls in the door at 3:15 and then wants to feed her baby.  Really?  Yes really.  To make matters worse the rotten brat refuses to feed.  I give her the look of death, she gives the baby to my mother, and we leave with no hope of getting there on time.
Guess what else?  The GPS on her phone decides it is going to take the day off and we have no idea where we are going.  Driving like a bat out of hell, I hit every forsaken light on the way to this office. We arrive to the building four minutes late.  Add another 5 minutes to waiting for the elevator.  There is no stairwell in sight or in the vicinity even though we only need to get up one floor.  The elevator opens and the people are just standing there like they are staying on the elevator.  Nope, they are just slow idiots.  After I try to get on they finally start leaving.  Then when the last moron gets off the elevator it slams its doors on me (literally) and I kick them.  I retain my cool until my wife gets on the elevators and I give the door a stern punch for assualting me.  Then, instead of up, the elevator goes down.  The guy we pick up is nice and gets on with haste.  The elevator takes a 20 second stop on the first floor once again.  When we finally get to the office, it is 3:55.  Add another 2 minutes until the secretary takes note of us.  The person whom was supposed to review our information has left (she gets off at 4pm).  My wife refuses to take responsibility for being late and questions why they gave us such a late appointment if the person is supposed to get off in only a few minutes.
I repremand her and tell her that it does not matter for we are late.  Well I have to go to do more shit